€12

The Soothe and Burn Series

I want this!

The Soothe and Burn Series

€12

You’ve tried journaling. You’ve done the meditations.
You’ve whispered affirmations through gritted teeth.

Still feeling like a shaken soda can?

Welcome to Soothe & Burn — a mini audio + PDF series for emotionally intense women who are tired of performing regulation and ready to actually feel it, flip it, and move forward.

This isn’t therapy.
It’s not shadow work disguised as self-punishment.
It’s 5 bite-sized drops of clarity, sass, and nervous system intelligence — for those days when you’re emotionally short-circuiting and don’t want a 45-minute process.



⚠️ Quick Disclaimer (read this before diving in)

The Soothe & Burn Series is not therapy or medical advice. These drops are for self-awareness and emotional support — not a substitute for professional care. If you're in deep distress, please don’t DIY your healing. Get support from someone trained to hold that space. These tools work best when you’re safe enough to actually use them.

I want this!

5 Drops. Each includes: 🎧 A short 1–3 minute voice note (not soft, not fluffy — just grounded clarity) 📝 A beautifully designed 1-page PDF ✨ Micro-checklist, emotional flip prompt, and somatic reset

Format
Audio + PDF
Number of Drops
5
Audio Length
1–3 minutes each
PDF Style
1-page, minimalist design
Includes
Somatic reset · Emotional flip prompt · Micro checklist
Designed For
Emotionally intense, self-aware women
Tools Needed
Just your body, breath, and 5 minutes
Mood
Sassy, grounded, no-fluff
Delivery
Instant download (ZIP)
Created By
The Energetic Upgrade
Size
41.1 MB